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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Jools and Lady Christabel Durham to marry in March

And the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall can't come. We get this out of The Independent
Ping! It's an e-mail from Jools Holland who recently announced his engagement to a top toff tottie: Christabel, Lady Durham. For some reason, the Crown Prince of TV jazz would like to make a few things clear.
"Contrary to a report in one national newspaper today, HRH Prince Charles, the Prince of Wales and HRH Camilla Mountbatten-Windsor, the Duchess of Cornwall, will not be attending the marriage of Jools Holland and Lady Christabel Durham (nee McEwan)," reads the e-mail.
Further information will be released shortly, but Holland's spokesman is anxious to play down talk of a snub: at the time of the wedding next March, our future King and Queen will be on their annual holiday in Scotland.
This will come as a surprise to The Times of London, the Beeb, and whoever these people are who all thought he was already married. (That search from yesterday now makes sense.) Congratulations to Jools and Christabel.